how do you lose weight without moving
Don’t do what you want. Do what you don’t want. Do what you’re trained not to...– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via thorninyourside)
Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to...– Stephen King (via writingquotes)
me: omg i need to stop saying omg
^omg, so true
Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight
Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.
I hate it when a person tells me to "chill."
THE FUCK YOU SAID BRUH??? I AM CHILL BITCH !!!!!!