April 2012
397 posts
how do you lose weight without moving
Don’t do what you want. Do what you don’t want. Do what you’re trained not to...
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via thorninyourside)
Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to...
– Stephen King (via writingquotes)
me: omg i need to stop saying omg
^omg, so true
Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight
Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.
I hate it when a person tells me to "chill."
THE FUCK YOU SAID BRUH???
I AM CHILL BITCH !!!!!!